A bit less that four months ago, on February 12, 2022 (17+ weeks ago), I ordered some bathroom fixtures from the California Faucet Company with the understanding that the turnaround time to delivery would be somewhere between four and six weeks. They’re supposed to be top-tier, made-in-the-USA, products which are available–sensitively–to those working on home improvement, as follows (from their website):
“‘Yes’ to quick delivery
When working on a remodeling project, it’s both frustrating and costly when an entire project is delayed because you’re waiting on one fitting. At California Faucets, we lead the industry in delivery times for customizable, build-to-order products, so you can complete your projects on schedule.”
Boy howdy, It’s very frustrating. And incredibly costly that–FOUR MONTHS, 17+ WEEKS, LATER–I still don’t have complete product from you. And that you’ve been ignoring my requests for updates, as well as ignoring those requests for updates from my local distributor–OF YOUR-PRODUCT–for same.
My most recent innovation to cover for your inexcusable failure to live up to your promises has been to secure–from Amazon–a three-sided screen which I can set up on the back porch so that I can stand there, on the back porch, outside–NAKED, behind the screen and wash myself WITH THE DOG SHOWER. Because you have totally let me down.
I’ll wait for the delivery of the things I’ve ordered.
And then, trust me, I’ll make a very loud noise.
And. I. Will. Never. Order. Another. Thing. From. You. Again. Your name will be dirt.