Harry and Meghan have announced that they’re returning—by the end of this month—with their children (who have been registered into school) to the UK: Harry and Meghan Plan Move Back to Britain.
Royal sources tell me that they’re working on a new movie: The Uselessey. In the Greek retelling, it will be known as The Idiossey.
Its hero, Uselessness (in the Greek version,”Idiossness,'”) returns from exile abroad, and wanders around knocking on doors in Fulham, looking for his old friends and wondering why none of them, nor any of his closest relatives, drop in to see him anymore (bit of a rip-off of the Hugh Grant character in Love Actually, methinks), while his wife, Megnelope, putters around—night after night—alone in the kitchen, making pot after pot of jam, never quite getting the recipe right, and starting over day after day, never getting her enterprise off the ground, as she waits for the phone call from Love Productions, offering her the next spot as the lead judge on “The Great British Bake Off.” (Hope Martha Stewart doesn’t get to them first.)
It starts out as a tragedy, and ends up a farce. Or perhaps it’s the other way round.
